Frankie boyle what was the joke

She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon. Did you see her boyfriend? He was really attractive. He was like a male model. So from that I have deduced that Rebecca Adlington is very dirty — I mean if you just take into account how long she can hold her breath…". The trust discovered that Mock the Week's commissioning editor had raised concerns about including Boyle's comments but had "been unable to obtain the edits she would have preferred".

Therefore the ESC concluded that "the remarks about Rebecca Adlington were offensive and not clearly editorially justified". Spoony's remarks, broadcast in December , included: "Let the munters and, you know, the mingers get each other. That's cool — see no one really wants them ones. What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show.

For points, a shitting woman! Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two. I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them.

What's Allah offering you boys, virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem! Having a gang-bang in Scotland in the winter is like playing Pass The Parcel: there's that many layers!

The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. Although as always with RyanAir, it does land slightly outside of New York.

In Dublin. Give him a fishing rod and he can feed himself. I could never be racist. Forget it. Log In. Contact us Sign up for newsletters. Log In Register now My account.